Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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