yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
love makes seman taste better
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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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