My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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