this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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