My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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