some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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