i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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