No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Woke up backwards on a recliner
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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