we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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