The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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