at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I love you.
Bad choice
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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