You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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