they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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