I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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