I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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