capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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