Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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