I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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