So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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