Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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