Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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