He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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