I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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