i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize