is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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