"it" just moved
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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