What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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