She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Randomize