so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I looked at my own cervix.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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