What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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