She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
So apparently I’m into choking now
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