Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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