I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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