they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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