My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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