; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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