I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
i out mim tonsoeep
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