Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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