My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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