i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
A bitchslap is in order.
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