So drunk its hurt
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Drunk is not a location!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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