Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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