what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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