So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Don't tell me you're on acid again