I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You can't special order awesome
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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