is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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