I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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