Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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