i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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