I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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