i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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