too bad you live with your parents still
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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