I'm really into asian looking animals
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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