.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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