youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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