wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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