Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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