a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Randomize